Congrats, Matt! You are the definition of the Florida Man.

(phone ringing)
♪ Way you feel ♪

♪ Hey ♪
– You!

♪ Momma rock me ♪

– [Answering Machine] Your
call has been forwarded

to an automated voice messaging system.

– [Matt] Congressman Matt Gaetz.

– [Answering Machine] Is not available.

At the tone, please record your message.

When you’ve finished
recording, you may hang up,

or press one for more options.

(answering machine beeps)

– [Promoter] Congratulations,
you’ve been selected

for a three night Bahama cruise!

(answering machine beeps)

– [Roy] Hey, Matt. Roy Moore here.

This is might be a bad time,

but remember that time
you forgot your wallet?

Yeah, I’m gonna need you to go
ahead and send me that money.

All right, talk to you later.

(answering machine beeps)

– [Eric] Hey Matt, this is
Eric from Axe Body Spray.

I just called to see if
you need to re-up, man.

Give me a shout.

(answering machine beeps)

– [Representative] Yeah, this
message is for Matt Gaetz.

We’re calling from the
Florida Man Association.

And we’d like to notify you
that you’ve been nominated

for our lifetime achievement award.

Please send us any evidence,

or video documentation
you may have of yourself.

It can be wiping out on a four wheeler,

taunting an alligator from too close.

Or using Venmo to pay women for sex,

and then taking pictures

of those suspiciously young looking women,

and sharing the photos on the floor

of the United States
House of Representatives,

as you keep track of your points-based

sexual conquests competition
while doing drugs,

and transporting women across state lines.

And all the while using
your real name.

Any videos that might be
of that sort of substance,

will really help in helping us decide

who the Florida Man should be.

Thank you very much.

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♪ Hey ♪

– You!
♪ Mamma rock me ♪

– Whoo!
– Yes, I know.

♪ Rock me mamma like the wind and the rain. ♪

♪ Rock me mamma like a southbound train. ♪

♪ Hey ♪

♪ Mamma rock me ♪